Jingle All the Way: “It’s Turbo Time!” Adam Darby is back to make Darth and Jason feel as old as possible. Young Adam was FOUR in 1996, you guys (he totally missed the Olympics in Atlanta). But he made up for his glaringly young age with his killer Arnold impressions. He is accompanied by his delightful girlfriend, Alyssa, who is … Read More
Home Alone – Podcast 0144
Home Alone: “You Guys Give Up, or Are You Thirsty for More?” In case you wonder why you suddenly can’t hear him, Jason had to abandon his own podcast (McCallister style) mid-episode. He doesn’t give two figs about you listeners. Luckily, Cece and Darth plugged along just fine without him. Jason’s disappearance may actually be a mercy in this case, … Read More
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) – Podcast 0143
How the Grinch Stole Christmas. *The one with Jim Carrey* In a magical world that exists on a snowflake…Cindy Lou Who is an antagonist! WHO knew? We’ll see ourselves out… This week, Darth and Jason welcome brand new (and unsuspecting) guest, Alli, to discuss How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Hindsighters, this episode forces Darth and Jason to ask … WHY … Read More
A Christmas Story – Podcast 0141
A Christmas Story: “I didn’t say ‘fudge’.” #Hindsighters, by this point you’re well aware that Darth and Jason enjoy ruining your favorite childhood films. To that end, how could the director of Porky’s NOT be responsible for one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time? It’s only natural to graduate from glory holes and move on to what … Read More
The Princess Bride – Podcast 0138
The Princess Bride: “Anybody Want a Peanut?” Buy on Amazon and support us! #Hindsighters, Darth normally writes her show notes with a mixture of condescension and sarcasm. She has to make an exception for this particular movie, however, because it’s simply too perfect to critique. Jason throws some unexpected shade at Rob Reiner, but The Princess Bride simply cannot be … Read More
Disney’s Aladdin (1992) – Podcast 0137
Aladdin – 10,000 Years Will Give You SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK! Buy from Amazon and support us! Welcome to the episode where our guest has such vast knowledge of the wonderful world of Disney that we couldn’t limit our discussion to just this episode’s content. Thank Variant Brewing for luring Kara to town; she traveled from out of … Read More
Hocus Pocus – Episode 0131
Hocus Pocus: “Hang Him on a Hook and Let Me Play With Him!” Welcome to the Great British Baking Show: Witch Edition! If the Sanderson Sisters don’t become immortal on Halloween night, they will turn into dust! But don’t worry. According to Jason’s cook book, if you don’t have farm fresh witch dust, you can use non-dairy creamer, and no … Read More
Are You Afraid of the Dark? – Podcast 0130
Are You Afraid of the Dark?: “Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society…” Back in the day, when Melissa Joan Hart was the queen of Nickelodeon (when it was still worth watching), there was this spooky show about campfire stories. We all remember our favorite episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Or do we…? When you move … Read More
Ernest Scared Stupid – Podcast 0129
Ernest Scared Stupid: “I Sure Hope You’re From Keebler!” On this delightful episode, Darth’s friend Jeremy (whose headstone will read “Ernest Scared Stupid ‘Expert’ #TombstoneMoment”) joins in for some Halloween fun in the studio to discuss a staple of all our childhoods, Ernest P. Worrell. For most of us, Ernest was such a constant presence in our lives that we … Read More
Halloweentown – Podcast 0128
Halloweentown: “Being Normal is Vastly Overrated.” Cary, Darth loves you more than anything (But don’t tell Josh). #ElwesIsOurKing Welcome to the first episode of our Halloween series! In this Disney original, we join a brand new guest, Michele, to discuss the story of a powerful witch as she guides her innocent granddaughter down the path of the mysterious and demonic. … Read More