It’s December! For some reason, that means we all have to watch Christmas movies. This appears to be a law, and the gang aren’t taking any chances. Join them as they take their first obligatory trip down mandated festive joy. “Fatman” is a movie that just doesn’t know what it wants to be. Comedy? Action? Tarantino-esque killfest? No clue. All …
Die Hard: “F****** California…” Yippee-ki-yay, melon farmers! This week, Darth learned that Die Hard is based on a Roderick Thorpe novel; she also learned that Jason and Adam Brown do a good deal of their podcast research in the bathroom. Darth would give all the bearer bonds in the world to unlearn this information. Adam Brown joins Darth and Jason …
A Christmas Story: “I didn’t say ‘fudge’.” #Hindsighters, by this point you’re well aware that Darth and Jason enjoy ruining your favorite childhood films. To that end, how could the director of Porky’s NOT be responsible for one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time? It’s only natural to graduate from glory holes and move on to what …
