The Mummy Returns on Hindsight is Horrifying

The Mummy Returns (2001)

“It’s a bird, a stork!”: No! It’s The Mummy Returns, where Egyptian history is made up, and the reincarnation points don’t matter. #Hindsighters, your beloved Darth Jader is not embarrassed to admit that, as a child, she thought scarab beetles would be a much larger problem in her adult life than even quicksand, all due to what cartoons and mummy …

The Conjuring

The Conjuring – Podcast 0134

The Conjuring: “She’s Already Gone…and Now You’re All Gonna Die.” What’s a violent ghost in comparison to an upside-down mortgage? In the continued exploration of what will frighten Darth to the very depths of her soul, we discuss The Conjuring, one of the highest grossing horror movies of all time. The Conjuring takes place in a time when your diagnosis …