The Beach (2000) on Hindsight is Horrifying

Leo DiCaprio and the Quasi-Commie Hellhole! It’s “The Beach” (2000)!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you bark like a dog? What would you do to maintain the secret of Nirvana? Would you murder a shark-bitten Swede? Leo DiCaprio sure would! In Danny Boyle’s 2000 film The Beach, some intrepid travelers seek a hidden island paradise for non-parasites in Thailand, a country where marijuana was recently legalized! …