Coneheads on Hindsight is Horrifying

The second worst Dan Aykroyd movie ever? It’s Coneheads on Hindsight is Horrifying.

Holy hairpiece, Jason Alexander! Oh yes, it’s George AND Kramer from Seinfeld, along with Dan Aykroyd and just about everyone else who made an appearance on SNL in the late 80s and early 90s.

When a failed recon mission strands him and his wife on Earth, what is an extraterrestrial to do other than make a half-assed attempt to blend in with the neighbors? Beldar and Prymaat make the best of their suburban purgatory while raising their daughter who possesses the wildly rebellious tendency to date an overweight underachiever.

This ridiculous 90s comedy didn’t make money or history, but it doesn’t matter. As far as Lorne Michaels is concerned, you can shove it up your cone.

Darth Jader

Darth Jader

Darth Jader is a Pirate Queen. She is the co-hostess of the “Hindsight is Horrifying” podcast. She is also “funny, insightful, and sarcastic,” according to her boyfriend, who is currently under duress. You can take the Oxford Comma from her when you pry it from her cold, dead, and lifeless hands. She also speaks Spanish, unlike Ron Burgundy.