Podcast 0109 – Night Court

Night Court: Welcome to dime-a-dozen crimes and extremely dirty humor!

Happy birthday! Jason turns 40 and tells us about a show from his childhood back in the early 1900s. Just kidding, we discuss the hilarious and wacky Night Court, which aired in 1984.

This show is so dirty that even the kids who appear in the episodes are scandalously licentious. We hosts are honestly surprised that Jason’s parents ever let him watch this show. Shame on you, Mr. and Mrs. Mitchell.

Despite this show’s filthy humor, it was a more innocent time; Bill Cosby wasn’t yet revealed to be The Puddin’ Pop Bandit.  

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To be honest, @Darth_Jader_ doesn’t recognize many actors from this show with the sole exception of John Larroquette (a.k.a the Quagmire of this show) who appeared on the Galentine’s Day episode of Parks and Recreation.

Night Court begs the question: Are there professional sperm-testers? If so, you can defile yourself into a Porsche. Lesson learned: Donate sperm.

On this episode, catch Darth’s rendition of “Elderly Prostitute”, originally performed by Eugene Mirman on Bob’s Burgers. Speaking of prostitutes, here’s some friendly dating advice. FELLAS: Learn how to speak VERY slowly to bag a lady who is wildly out of your league. LADIES: get ALL the pudding you can, by whatever means necessary.

Also, Darth messed up, because Matt Damon actually went to Harvard, not Yale. Darth’s official position on this matter is that she’s sorry that Matt feels like he deserves an apology for this mishap. MATT DAMON.

Fun facts: Did you know that Sumo Wrestlers can only speak Fast Food? Also, Judge Reinhold is NOT a real judge, but Night Court was created by a guy named Reinhold.

Our final thought: Now that Rudy Giuliani is no longer mayor, NYC is returning to its former disgusting splendor.  #NBCDontSueUs #AllRiiiight

Darth Jader
Darth Jader is a Pirate Queen. She is the co-hostess of the “Hindsight is Horrifying” podcast. She is also “funny, insightful, and sarcastic,” according to her boyfriend, who is currently under duress. You can take the Oxford Comma from her when you pry it from her cold, dead, and lifeless hands. She also speaks Spanish, unlike Ron Burgundy.